Haytham: Son, It’s time for you to accept your fears.
Connor: Fears? I’m not afraid of anything.
Haytham: Is that so?
Haytham: Well then, I’ll just give you a big hug.
Connor: No. Stop that.
Connor: Stop it, father! I don’t want a hug!
Connor: DAD, I WILL KILL YOU.
imagine “human rights activists” in dragon age
"dont call me a shem thats reverse racism"
"um culture is supposed to be shared thats why its okay for me to get a Brand tattoo"
whenever someone asks me who my crush is i just kind of go silent because how am i supposed to explain this to them
"hello yes i’m in love with an alien lizard cat from outer space who has the voice of a god the flirting skills of a cactus and a knack for calibrating things"
And would you teach me to fight ? With a cutlass, like ? And maybe handle a pistol ?
All that and more.
has anyone done art of anders riding a wrecking ball into the chantry yet
As I promised Jak, a bloodied Alistair~ I didn’t promise the bloody part, but that’s how I like my grey wardens. >)
Yes, that’s right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!
trying to be friends w/ both morrigan and alistair more like